Tell us A Joke

[Jp]

Just tell us a joke or one of your classics ones to cheer us or make us have a good laugh.

Here is a joke that my cousin told me. (WARNING: I am not racist nor is he, but don't want to get anybody offensive here.)

Marcus (Cousin): Why are black people so tall?
Me: I don't know
Marcus (Cousin): Because there knee-grows.:biglaugh:

Can you top that?

[nitrofan]

Esteemed Participant 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Esteemed Participant 2: I don't know.
Esteemed Participant 1: To get to the other side!

[Jp]

Womans rights jk

[Truth Seeker]

I was going to say something, then I notice it would probably be classified as ranting...

[nitrofan]

I was going to say something, then I notice it would probably be classified as ranting...

May I make a guess at what it is?

[Truth Seeker]

Please, feel free...

[palmer]

Womans rights jk

Here's a joke: WNBA jk

Alright how about this- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[nitrofan]

:joke:

[Sfguy]

Airline food. What's up with that?!

[jeffrey]

today i used my cheese grater. it did not make my cheese any greater

[Sfguy]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mWkI8SetnEc/RgNYPD2mpSI/AAAAAAAAABE/BzJ9tIqV7DA/s320/20051207125052-calvin-y-hobbes.gif

Hehe.

[Truth Seeker]

http://www.kimtuck.com/imageshacker/80f33eaed0df00ac2a00fc0075dcc781.gif
This make me hehe more.

[DarienLake:D]

Ok this one is pretty weird.. But it makes me laugh... Ok so there was this guy sitting in his living room and he hears a knock at a door. And sitting there was a snail. And the snail say's "Could I interest you in a magazine subscription" The guy screams "NOOOO!!!!" and kicks the snail off his doorstep. A year went by and he hears a knocking at the door. It was that very snail again and the snail screams "WHAT THE FU*K WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

LOL! that one always makes me laugh!

[Truth Seeker]

http://www.visitkingsisland.com/_upload/galleries/the_crypt/Crypt.jpg

[Sfguy]

Ok this one is pretty weird.. But it makes me laugh... Ok so there was this guy sitting in his living room and he hears a knock at a door. And sitting there was a snail. And the snail say's "Could I interest you in a magazine subscription" The guy screams "NOOOO!!!!" and kicks the snail off his doorstep. A year went by and he hears a knocking at the door. It was that very snail again and the snail screams "WHAT THE FU*K WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

LOL! that one always makes me laugh!

LOLL. That was in a CTFxC video a while ago, haha. It took me a good 30 seconds to understand the joke.

[DarienLake:D]

Yeah lol! I just remembered where I got it from.. But yeah I coulden't stop laughing it was so funny!

[LA CACA GRANDE]

Why did the chciken cross the road? Cuz he wanted to buy Mcdonalds. omg i just laughed my shirt off