Kentucky Kingdom Online gets Boo'd!

[Austin]

Two days ago we encountered a major problem.. and it puts you the members in Grave Danger. We have fought it off this long but its finally breached our Administrative Control Panel unfortunately..

Kentucky Kingdom Online has been infected with a hellish virus.

It has access to all the codes and can literally take control of anyone and everyone and can now turn your PC's into a hellbot. It can take control of the staff and turn them into ruthless, merciless, maniacal slaves whom cannot escape their infection. I have managed to avoid detection.. for now.

The hellbot's vision is a world shrouded in darkness and devoid of happiness. We have the misfortune of being victim of this virus sadly. It can not be removed using any conventional virus scanners and will not let up. I fear halloween may become the worst day of this whole event.

To protect yourself and others you must keep clear of any suspicious activity and report it immediately to staff. Anyone with information regarding the hellbot virus should immediately contact any of the staff. Unless they're infected. This is vital to the future of the forums!

Until we know more of the intentions of this malicious attack keep safe..

Tiger, Head Slaughterer

[Sfguy]

Gotta love technology.

[elvisboogens]

My wife keeps saying "can you PLEASE turn the music down?"

I've got antidotes for various things here, but none for this crazy virus. I do have some left over from the last time I turned into a werewolf, though.

[jonrev]

Fear is for the weak......


(is there a "mute" button for the music though? it gets old after awhile)

[Austin]

Lol nice.

Im glad everyone likes it.

[nitrofan]

(is there a "mute" button for the music though? it gets old after awhile)

Not that I'm aware of, but you could just mute your computer.

[Austin]

For the time being open your volume mixer then set ie/firefox etc to mute.

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Okay guys lol. After i learned the park actually bought into this whole halloween prank i laughed my ass off but To come clean this is all just a joke. Dont believe it, or should you?

Can someone get me a grammy/emmy for real?

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Okay we now have a way to mute the music. just scroll down and hit pause

[elvisboogens]

I still think my cats are infected.

[DBru]

Umm...dude. You know this is just going to drive members away, right?

90% of the people who read that first post will never revisit the site again, fearing the crash of their computer.

[palmer]

^Well, you, me, Elvis, Tiger, Nitro, jps, MadCard, Vic, Jonrev, Lucas, and sfguy have came back and our computers haven't crash (knock on wood). That is about 90% that is still left. there is still more out there that's coming back.

[elvisboogens]

Heh. I bet Chang was infected with this virus, which is why Chang isn't coming back. Apparently, Mile High Falls wasn't, but Twisted Twins was?Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

[palmer]

^Someone take Twisted Twins' temperature, give him some warm clothing and take care of him. LOL

[elvisboogens]

Ah! The Zeppelins too! They're burning up! Wait, was that distatseful?

[nitrofan]

Well I would think people would understand that it is a joke when they get to this part.

It can take control of the staff and turn them into ruthless, merciless, maniacal slaves whom cannot escape their infection. I have managed to avoid detection.. for now.

[Austin]

Yeah lol. I didnt think anyone would believe this.

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Ah! The Zeppelins too! They're burning up! Wait, was that distatseful?

Lol i didnt think it was.

[palmer]

I believe that a virus could have been in the system, but after looking over the whole thing a couple times, i started to think "This stupid. This is not possible." Than i read the posts above which said the words "joke", "Believe" and "anyone" Now it's a bit too noticable.

[Austin]

Lol. I wanted to take my prank to a new level. Something more sinister ;) lol

[elvisboogens]

The Most Sinister Prank of all would be to change the name to Hannah Montana's Kentucky Kingdom Online for the remainder of the season, complete with Mylie pics and music.

[Austin]

Lol agreed. Maybe i can do that on april fools day lol

[palmer]

^I can imagine that that day, i will log in and a can of peanuts will appear. And it says i have to open it or i won't be able to enter the site. So i open it and a springed poper jumps out of it and a note says "April Fool's Day! -Tiger" But in three year old scribble hand writing.

[elvisboogens]

ANother good April Fool's Joke would be a breaking news thread exclaiming the surprise that Chang has been brought back to SFKK on trucks after a long season of waterpark expansion failure.

[palmer]

^No offense, i would never ever believe that. LOL

[elvisboogens]

Somebody would. Post it on the SFKK facebook page and SOMEBODY will buy it. Have you ever seen those people? Oh. My. God.

[nitrofan]

Somebody would. Post it on the SFKK facebook page and SOMEBODY will buy it. Have you ever seen those people? Oh. My. God.

"My friend told me that I can ride roller coasters by you hooking my wheel-chair up to the track. Is there an extra fee for that service?"

Yep-someone actually said that! Not on SFKK's, but on another park's/

[elvisboogens]

See? Geniuses.

[Austin]

Lol i would love to see that

[palmer]

^That would work on Facebook because stupid facebook people think B&M is a name of a bacon brand. LOL

[Space]

Thank you for the joke. :)

[Jordan]

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